joshpeck:

this is art

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thatonegiraffefromthelastofus:

the trifecta

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neckbearcl:

MY anaconda certainly wasn’t dope after that video with nicki.

???! what? who are you?!

admit it, you weren’t just interested in her personality….you lusted after her. you were attracted to her body! your innocuous purity had almost dissipated after your time with her! 

no! that’s not true!! her personality was all i saw as she posed in front of that chair! i never meant anything more than that!

tch, lying through your teeth will get you nowhere! you’re me! and obviously i’m you. the desire coursing through your veins….i felt it all! and i loved it!

no! stop it! you’re…….not me!

[battle music intensifies]

i am a shadow….your true self. now, why don’t you show everyone how lewd you truly are?

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unfauxgettable:

TUMBLR, I NEED YOUR HELP
my mother trapped me in SKELETON HELL when i was born. recently i made a deal with her. she said if this post can get 50K notes , she will release me from SKELETON HELL.  come on tumblr, if we can get a girl a chicken, surely we can do this!
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

unfauxgettable:

TUMBLR, I NEED YOUR HELP

my mother trapped me in SKELETON HELL when i was born. recently i made a deal with her. she said if this post can get 50K notes , she will release me from SKELETON HELL.  come on tumblr, if we can get a girl a chicken, surely we can do this!

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

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🙏 please kill tumlr

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evaunit08:

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evaunit08:

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hanamurateruteru:

sometimes i see posts that are like “people with gf cant make tfw no gf jokes because they don’t truly know that feel” but like, isn’t our natural state of existence that of no gf? we are not born with gf, nor do i believe we ever will be, so don’t we all, at heart, in our souls, know that feel when no gf?

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sunlight-yellow-overdrive:

thanks, Frieza

sunlight-yellow-overdrive:

thanks, Frieza

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